The guy driving the truck was practically hanging out of his window. "Wow! You were flying, man!!"

     Another worker jumped off the trailer that was hauling the lawn mower and yelled in Spanish, "Usted debe haber volado veinte metros!"

     Bones smiled and nodded his head, acting like he understood what the guy was saying. Then he replied, "You think twenty meters? That's pretty far!"

     I looked at him. I couldn't believe it. He knew exactly what the guy was saying. "Bones, you never told me you spoke Spanish!"

     "You never asked, Lump."

     I never asked him? What a moron.

     The landscaping crew was still loving it. "It had to be more like thirty feet. You looked like a human rocket!"

     Unfortunately, Estelle was the only one not loving it. "All right, all right!! Let's get this property cleaned before noon today, gentlemen."

     The guys scrambled back to the truck. They knew she meant business.

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