“Mazz, go in there before I squash you like a raisin!” Gordo said.
A few seconds passed, then I heard the screen door open. I heard Mazz breathing so hard it sounded like he was sprinting.
I budged the lid open for a peek and saw him tiptoe into the shack. As he slowly shut the screen door, his elbow caught the old lantern on the side table next to him and it went crashing to the ground.
Gordo came flying in like some kind of ninja warrior and screamed, “Give up the goods, dudes!”
Bones giggled quietly under the couch. I had to admit, it was pretty funny watching these two numbnuts being the worst burglars ever.
“We gotta get out of here, Gordo!” Mazz said, standing in the middle of the lantern’s shattered glass. “There’s no one here! And if that dog hears us—”
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